After a tiring escape from the Imperial Prison and sewers, I needed a good rest. I worked my way to the Waterfront district and was told that the Bloated Float would be a nice place to eat and get some rest.
The owner kinda creeped me out but he was offering a room for only 10 gold a night! I was tired and this was better than stealing a begger’s bed. Three hours later however….
WAIT! WHAT! WHY IS THIS SHIP OUT IN THE SEA?! My nice little nap gets interrupted by the sounds of the ocean and some guy knocking on my door!
Meet Lynch, he busted down my door and was quite unhappy to see me on board. I told him I was the ship’s cook, he didn’t like that one bit and I had no choice but to cut off his head.
It was horrible, I got blood all over my prison uniform! Above deck I found two more lackeys and after further attempts to convince them that I was just the ship’s cook who wanted no trouble, they told me their secrets and then tried to kill me! Once again I had to defend myself from these barbarians!
Now all that is left of the interrupters of my slumber was the ring leader, she was holding the owner hostage inside his room.
This is Selene and her “OH SNAP” face once she found out I bested her crew, discovered her plans, and her realization that she’s just no match for me.
Selene surrenders! But I’m still not satisfied. You ruined my nap, soiled my clothing, and all you gave me was a sword?! BEGONE!
I’m never sleeping in this boat ever again! The Bloated Float, not recommended!
God you could have just taken the blade, the boat, made some money on the side and **not** kill the owner and crew and make them your employees.
Blood lusted aren’t we?